Obama and NASCAR

It has recently come to light that NASCAR was quietly lobbying for the passage of healthcare reform. This is especially true for the drivers, which have contributed hundreds of thousands to the lobbying effort. For the drivers know what it was like in France before they instituted universal healthcare. For prior to that, it was common for health insurance companies to deny the drivers coverage, claiming that they had a Prix existing condition.

Many fish on the sea

"Whenever I go trolling for trollops, I always bring a reprobait.”

A few puns

If you put a small redwood in your bathroom, would it be a toiletree?

Well, the French and the Italians seem to take their cheese very seriously.
Oh, you think so? You should see the Egyptians and their camel’s milk cheese! It almost a theatrical production!
Well, that stands to reason.
Cause the get their camel milk from a drama dairy!

So, we are driving down highway Five and we notice fluffy white stuff on the bushes, along the sides of the road. My wife asks what I think it is.
“Cotton,” I say.
“How can you tell?”
“Because it’s ‘caught in’ all the bushes.

The traveling musician was always cranky before he went on the road. We just figured he was pre-minstrel.

At least my step son doesn’t think I’m just a Faux Pa.

Ever have one of those days, when a thong keeps going through your head?

Close to the Border of Clever

Sometimes I think of something funny or clever, like a pun, and I have to write it down. At times, I’ll check the Internet to see if anyone else thought of it. Some of mine were thought of long ago. A few have not.
So, since I think some of the stuff I think up is pretty close to the borderline of funny and/or clever, I might as well share it.
Since stuff posted on the web never goes away, especially when it’s archived, I might as well leave my dirty footprints here.