A few puns

If you put a small redwood in your bathroom, would it be a toiletree?

Well, the French and the Italians seem to take their cheese very seriously.
Oh, you think so? You should see the Egyptians and their camel’s milk cheese! It almost a theatrical production!
Well, that stands to reason.
Cause the get their camel milk from a drama dairy!

So, we are driving down highway Five and we notice fluffy white stuff on the bushes, along the sides of the road. My wife asks what I think it is.
“Cotton,” I say.
“How can you tell?”
“Because it’s ‘caught in’ all the bushes.

The traveling musician was always cranky before he went on the road. We just figured he was pre-minstrel.

At least my step son doesn’t think I’m just a Faux Pa.

Ever have one of those days, when a thong keeps going through your head?