A few puns

If you put a small redwood in your bathroom, would it be a toiletree?

Well, the French and the Italians seem to take their cheese very seriously.
Oh, you think so? You should see the Egyptians and their camel’s milk cheese! It almost a theatrical production!
Well, that stands to reason.
Cause the get their camel milk from a drama dairy!

So, we are driving down highway Five and we notice fluffy white stuff on the bushes, along the sides of the road. My wife asks what I think it is.
“Cotton,” I say.
“How can you tell?”
“Because it’s ‘caught in’ all the bushes.

The traveling musician was always cranky before he went on the road. We just figured he was pre-minstrel.

At least my step son doesn’t think I’m just a Faux Pa.

Ever have one of those days, when a thong keeps going through your head?

Close to the Border of Clever

Sometimes I think of something funny or clever, like a pun, and I have to write it down. At times, I’ll check the Internet to see if anyone else thought of it. Some of mine were thought of long ago. A few have not.
So, since I think some of the stuff I think up is pretty close to the borderline of funny and/or clever, I might as well share it.
Since stuff posted on the web never goes away, especially when it’s archived, I might as well leave my dirty footprints here.