Righting 2019

 

When she held up the rope and said, 'I understand that gentlemen prefer bonds.'
I thought it best not to correct her.
The Tail of Two Cities
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When my friend said their eyes met, I had to ask him, "Was it eye contact, or aye contact"?
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It meant something completely different when she made 'aye' contact.
ToTC
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She walked up to me, all giggles and wiggles.
Used in Just a touch.
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Don't open that can of worms! We'll have to eat whatever we don't stuff back in!
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Maybe there is a small difference between watching over someone, and watching someone.
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Looking at the baked potato vs. the baked potato with, butter, sour cream, bacon and cheddar cheese.
Well, if you're going to hell, take the express train.

Potato with everything and then some. If you're going to hell, take the Express train.
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Recently, I had to correct my not so hip friend that the term is 'Gender Fluid', not 'Gender fluids'.
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Just to ‘F’ with everyone, I think I should get a half red, half blue cap that reads,
‘Feel the Bern making America great again’.
Just to ‘F’ with people.
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The nice thing about email is that you'll never see the water marks(stains) my tears leave.
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In a small town, Atascadero
His choices were deemed quite narrow
He wooed a young maid
But she said you're too staid
And alas, no Caballero
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“No, but if we sit dwelling on what might happen between us some day; then we might miss something good, right in front of our noses today.”
Cindy - A Darkness of Auntie 2005
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'Nancy is an old friend.' I said, with a neutral tone of voice.
"What kind 'friend'?" She asked with a smile and a raised eyebrow.
"Oh it's not like That! It's more like friends, with secrets."
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How to describe a friend?
Well, she is a 'not so insignificant, other'.
Ah, more like 'friends, with secrets'.
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Used to be, I'd post something here.
Then a friend would text. "Does your wife know what you just posted?"
"Yes."
"Did she whack you on the arm?"
"Yes."
"Well alright then."
Kinda miss those days.
When was this last posted? Re-posted 8-23-18
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'Do you have a bucket list?' She asked.
'Yes,' I answered and then grinned. 'But it's a little beyond the pail'.
ToTC
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Does one need a license
for licencious behavior?
(asking for a friend)