Quotes from the olden days

 

These might be collected somewhere else. Most are mine, unless noted

--

The early bird catches the worm,

but it’s the night owl that catches the mouse!

--

I’m very flexible, except when aroused.

--

How well does the world revolve around you?

--

‘Too many people are not enough’

Accidentally said by an IRS agent.

--

A bad girl is a girl who carries a kiss to its logical conclusion. (Can’t find who said this?)

--

That’s illegal, immoral and illicit; but it sounds like fun. (Can’t find who said this?)

--

Keep talking, you’re keeping the room warm.

--

If sex were meant only for fun, then they wouldn’t have added the penalty of having kids.

--

There really aren’t any words that beat a little human contact. (this came from a short story.)

--

Who had once been rumored not only to have a girl in every port, but to have used a variety of ports in every girl (Can’t find who said this?)

--

Everything is easy until you know it. (Can’t find who said this?)

--

Breathe there a man with a soul so dead, who never to himself said, ‘I wish somebody would pinch my ass in an elevator.’ (Can’t find who said this?)

--

You know it’s done when its legs wiggle. P. Brown

--

Like Adam said about Eve, ‘It’s better than a piece of fruit.'

--

I’m over the hill now and it’s all downhill from here, so I might as well slide into whatever I can.

--

In space, all men are free, and teardrops never fall.

--

 

The person one loves never really exists, but is a projection focused through the lens of the mind, onto whatever screen it fits with the least distortion. Arthur C. Clarke

--

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. (Robert A. Heinlein)

--

Take a drink because you pity yourself, and then the drink pities you and has a drink, and then two good drinks get together and that calls for drinks all around. H. Beam Piper

--

‘If there is a god who made us, and we did wrong before his eyes, at least we did wrong only because we are as god made us. And I don’t think he should set traps. (Em Earth Abides.)

--

It is the advantage of mysticism that, having no logical content, it cannot be damaged in any way by any further increase in nonsense, however great. (Isaac Asimov)

--

Sometimes I get so involved in my work that I forget to wake up for hours. (Harry Reasoner)

--

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

Don Marquis

--