Things I said, 2023

 

Some people are concerned that Amazon's facial recognition software erroneously flagged 28 congressman as criminals. Perhaps it sees something we can't?
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'I looked at her and thought 'Not a badass, but not a bad ass.'
from 'The Tail of Two Cities'
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'Why don't you walk with ear buds?'
'It's not safe, and I don't mind being alone with the thoughts in my head.'
She shuddered. 'I would never want to be alone with the thoughts in your head.'
I smiled, 'But you are every time I dream of you.'
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He's the kind of guy that when there is a food drive, he only gives expired cans of food.

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Looking forward to the day I can say-
We're not dating. We're just trying to figure out who is who's 'dirty little secret'.
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'Dude!' My friend said. 'Con cuidado mi amigo. Remember, familiarity breeds!'
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She is like the strange daughter I'm glad I never had.

Sent to Ch

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The little perv just hopes they can put the sensual in consensual
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Should I look for an enclave of eccentricities?
And would I fit in?
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On Southwest, the fact that a young woman would choose to sit next to a creepy guy like me, creeps me out.
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Children - a series of temporary inconveniences.
GWH
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Sometimes, I know a text message is just a wellness check from friends or family.
It's kinda nice.
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If I act too stupidly, will they put me in the witless protection program?
Asking for a friend.
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Being sensible can sure get in the way of fun.
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For 2019 I'm gonna have to start practicing misbehavior so I can get good at it again.
Hmmm... might need to get a misbehavior buddy to help.
Is there a MeetUp group for that?
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I'm not actively looking, but I'm not adverse to being seen.
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My friend GW said that he once met a woman of a certain persuasion. But since he was unable to determine what that persuasion was, he was unable to persuade her.
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Overheard in an elevator last week-

 Two women were discussing what to do with all of their masks when the pandemic is over.

One said, “Maybe we can sew them together and make bikini tops!”

The other began to giggle.

“What’s so funny?”

“I guess my husband will have to wait for an invite to a Masked Ball!”

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